The Dry Guys’ Favorite One-Liners
In Honor of Board Shorts with Liner: The Dry Guys’ Favorite One-Liners
What’s better than board shorts with liner that keep you chafe-free? Funny yet cheesy, one-liner dad jokes. In honor of The Dry Guys’ favorite chafe-free board shorts with liner, we’re sharing the one-liners that make us laugh every time. If you’re a dad, add some of these jokes to your arsenal for the next time you’re at a barbeque, or if you just want to annoy your kids. If you’re someone who has heard these before, you probably have a dad who would appreciate this list, so just soak it in and pretend to laugh with us!
1.) "I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!"
Not only is he a car guy, but he’s funny too! We can just picture the average dad delivering this one while his kids are in the back rolling their eyes. A classic play on words—we can even hear his chuckle after he finished the joke. Oh, and if you thought the bit about him being exhausted was the joke, you clearly missed the punchline. He’s probably exhausted from driving the kids to practice, mowing the lawn, and flipping through the channels in “the dad chair.”
2.) "5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions."
This one is funny as long as you’re not the kid who actually needs help with their fraction homework tonight. It’s a simple line that makes you think for a second, dig up all of your fraction knowledge, and then force a small laugh as you try to remember if 5/4 is a real number, or if your dad is just losing it.
3.) “What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wetsuit? Tide!”
Simple and classic, just like Dad. We all love a good swimsuit joke—unless you didn’t wear DryFins’ board short with liner to prevent chafe. We don’t think those tears are from laughing really hard…
4.) "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."
We just hope this one got delivered in the backyard while dad was flipping burgers on the grill—with a beer in his hand, of course.
5.) "A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"
Haha, good one, Dad. Again, we’re really picturing him taking a swig of his beer after this one—he probably even had a Hawaiian shirt on.
6.) “Did you hear about the slow swimmer? He could only do the crawl.”
We don’t know if you’ve heard of the slow swimmer, but we have. And it had nothing to do with technique. Forgetting to wear your board shorts with liner can lead to a lot more than slow swimming—that’s all we have to say about that.
7.) "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!"
Where does he even come up with these?
8.) Me: “Hey, I was thinking… ” My dad: “I thought I smelled something burning.”
Oh, boy. We know that one just cost Dad a huge eye roll from his teenage daughter. She probably stomped off and slammed the door as he laughed, too.
Being a dad isn’t always easy or glamorous, but if cracking cheesy jokes makes them laugh, let’s just let it happen. Cheers to you, Dad. Keep being the life of the party with all of the funny jokes. Keep wearing that same Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts, and loafers to every family get together. And please, please, keep wearing your board shorts with liner so you can go chafe-free every time you take a dip in the water.